STAN-THE-FIXIT-MAN Lyrics
Give me a roll of duct tape
And a Swiss army knife
Some chewing gum
And a pair of pliers
I’ll fix anything
In this whole wide world
And anything your heart desires
Now if your thingamabob is broken
If your whatyacallit’s loose
If your dohicky up and quit
Just dial my number
Call out my name
And I’ll be there
In just a little bit
Cause I’m your Fixit-Man
Stan-the-Fixit-Man
Fix anything that I can
I’m your Fixit-Man
Stan-the-Fixit-Man
But you can just call me Stan
Yeah, you can just call me Stan

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